mrhammer was born Mr. Shaun Hammer "Time" on February 30th, -105 AD. When he was born, there was worldwide darkness for thirty-seven seconds, during which time many wild animals resorted to cannibalism. No one knows why. In his spare time, mrhammer enjoys video games, shooting up the joint because he played GTA while drunk, and politics. He has no children, no wife, and his parents are unknown. In fact, it is believed his creation was an act of God. The legend says that The Man, upon mrhammer's creation, saw what he had done and became atheist. mrhammer enjoys Chinese and Mexican food, and is currently attempting to create a hybrid dumpling-burrito. While undoubtedly a Nintendo fan, mrhammer does not want to be known as a "Nintendo fanboy," but rather as a "Nintendo fan-transvestite." He has owned the SNES, N64, Gamecube, many incarnations of the Game Boy, and is now one of three people nationwide who has a Wii. (For obvious reasons, he has gone underground to enjoy it.) He has also played the Sega Game Gear, Genesis, and Dreamcast, currently owns an Xbox and an Xbox 360, and used to have a Playstation. (It was sold for scrap.) His all-time favorite video game franchise is Star Fox. mrhammer also enjoys Akira Kurosawa's films, Ennio Morricone's music, and writing stupid profile bios. READER REVIEW OF THE MONTH: May 2007 edition (Lost Planet: Extreme Condition).