Born and abandoned on the 58th parallel of the Sierra Nevada range, Beefcake was raised by a family of California Brown Bears, and grew into a brilliant young man with extraordinary physical strength and inhuman survival instincts. While fishing a stream alone one dawn, Beefcake was discovered by an old magical snowboarder named Senor Phathead. This wise old man took Beefcake under his wing, explaining to him the mysteries of mountain riding, html, and groovy karma. To this day Beefcake still rides the 58th Parallel. He protects the people from the evils of environmental endangerment, slow loading web pages, negative nellies, and bib-wear'n gapers. Some call him Capn', some just Beefcake--regardless, the world's snowy ranges will always be safe from evil as long as Capn' Beefcake rides!